Review: Mila Gets Stuck: Catchmaster Glue

Today I'll be reviewing Mila Gets Stuck: Catchmaster Glue, by Miss Mila Rose. I wasn't familiar with her work prior to watching this video, but she appears to focus on more s*xual situations, with a decent amount of fetish sprinkled in. I don't know how this video came to be, but hiring fetish/SW "generalists" to make very niche videos can occasionally work out pretty well. On one hand, they tend to be extremely open minded, they're experienced performers, and they can be trusted to get the job done in a professional manner. On the other hand, catering to many different kinks can mean that the results will be average at best. Because they're focusing on so many different concepts, they tend to be Jacks of all trades, masters of none, if you will. That's not a universal truth, but it seems to be the case more often than not.

The video plays out as follows: Mila enters the garage wearing a midriff-baring tank top and tiny shorts. She speaks aloud to herself about some sort of surprise she appears to be planning for her boyfriend, who has apparently been away for a while. I was never quite clear on what the surprise was, only that it involved a can of rat glue. So far, so good. After spending about eight(!) minutes on camera stirring and spreading the glue, both with some apparently difficulty, she accidentally steps in it and gets stuck. She spends the next six minutes struggling to free her feet, talking the entire time about the situation. There's another five minutes or so of behind the scenes cleanup tacked on to the end.

If that sounded good to you, then please read on. 

Sigh...The ingredients for a successful video are all there: An attractive model, decent performing skills, and good, sticky, stretchy glue...but that potential is devastatingly squandered by way too much time being spent on setup and cleanup, an awkward camera angle that never changes, and precious little time actually spent IN the aforementioned glue. Despite having a large sticky blob somewhat visible on camera (side note, much of the glue and her feet are hidden by the sides of the large container she's standing in), she only steps in it briefly twice before immediately moving her foot away, choosing instead to mostly have her feet on either side of it. Unforgivably, one foot is even outside of (and behind) the container, where it's hidden entirely.

Look, I get it. Rat glue isn't easy to work with, and there's definitely a bit of a learning curve. I hope she was well compensated, and I hope whoever commissioned it from her was content with what they got, but for anyone who hasn't bought it yet, I can't really recommend this effort. It's far from the worst thing out there...The video quality is fine, the struggling isn't bad, and Mila has a cute way of laughing nervously about her situation that feels somewhat relatable. On top of that, it's kind of entertaining to watch her try to stir the glue and get it out of the can, even if that part went on for way too long. Like I've said about a few other producers, the potential to make a good stuck video is there, but it would require some work to make it happen.

If you want to support a content creator who took a big swing by using real glue, Mila Gets Stuck: Catchmaster Glue can be bought from her clip store for $18.99, but be warned - she only spends about six of the nineteen minutes you're paying for actually in the glue, and the view in the thumbnail is what you'll be seeing the entire time.

Grade: C-